Comic, Five panels
Panel 1: The pseudobasilisk starts jumping.
Panel 2: Horned Woman holds up her hands to try and protect her face and neck.
Panel 3: A woman in a jacket and breast plate elbow drops onto the pseudobasilisk. JACKET WOMAN: "Nope!"
Panel 4: Jacket Woman puts the surprised pseudobasilisk in a headlock, holding its mouth shut. JACKET WOMAN: "Oh no you don’t!"
Panel 5:Jacket Woman, holding the still struggling pseudobasilisk’s mouth, looks back toward Horned Woman, talking to her. JACKET WOMAN: "Hey stranger, any chance we can split the payout for this quest?"