re: the alt text - I had ideas for Mana Max's slogan, but they all left my brain forever when Taigan commented this one on the Patreon post for this page.
Comic, Seven panels Panel 1: A phone displaying the Questr app, screen reads: Quest Complete! Reward: $28.54 How would you rate this quest-giver?” and a space for selecting a star rating out of five. Panel 2: Wide borderless panel, Horned Woman leaning against the outside of a bodega, looking at her phone. HORNED WOMAN: "I was almost eaten by a pseudobasilisk and I’m getting $14.27 for it." Panel 3: Jacket Woman exits the store, and is holding two large cans, offering one to Horned Woman. SFX: DLING DLING. JACKET WOMAN: "Here you go." Panel 4: Horned Woman holding the can, we can see the logo for MANA MAX. She looks at it with disdain and a slight bit of disgust. HORNED WOMAN: "Did it have to be ‘Mana Max’? It’s over-sweetened, offensively marketed garbage." Panel 5: Jacket Woman, popping her can, answers with a matter of fact grin. (Her can is red, presumably a health potion) JACKET WOMAN: "It’s also the biggest, cheapest one. You need the mana." Panel 6: Horned Woman pops the tab, a look of anticipatory disgust on her face. Panel 7: She drinks, wincing.
